With his Leeds side in the relegation zone and just three games remaining, Jesse Marsch needs all the help he can get to keep them up. The excitable American has proved a welcome addition to the Premier League since stepping into the extremely big boots vacated by the saintly Marcelo Bielsa and has now revealed he would be calling on the combined forces of luminaries such as Mahatma Gandhi and JFK in a bid to motivate his players for their crucial ding-dong against Chelsea at Elland Road.
“I have hundreds of quotes I use at different times,” said Marsch, piquing the interest of reporters who realized they were about to be given some juicy quotes to reproduce in their newspapers. “I try to think how they fit in with who I am and how we play football. I love quotes, learning from people of the past. Sports figures, historical figures, whatever. The key is understanding what messages to use at the right time. I use things that resonate with me… there are historical figures, Gandhi, Mother Teresa, presidents like John F Kennedy. ”
While cynics might dismiss this as hokum, there’s certainly a time and a place for this sort of motivational speaking. However, The Fiver can’t help but feel that the time and place for Marsch to quote some of Gandhi’s fabled peace, love and understanding was at approximately 2.25pm last Sunday at the Emirates Stadium, specifically in the direction of Luke Ayling. Had he said “in a gentle way, Luke, you can shake the world”, the stand-in right-back might have resisted the urge to recklessly plow through Gabriel Martinelli and earn himself a red card that means he’ll sit out the rest of the season on the Naughty Step. His absence could cost Leeds extremely dearly.
Channeling his own Mother Teresa, Chelsea boss Tommy T used his pre-match press conference to deny claims he’d had a half-time bust-up with Marcos Alonso during the draw with Wolves, following a full and frank exchange of views between the pair. “It started and ended in the first half and was not continued at half-time and nothing else,” tutted Tuchel, who still hauled Alonso off. “It was not continued at half-time and things are solved. That happens. ” Of course, as a famous Calcutta-based nun once said, “discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishment”, and the players of both Chelsea and Leeds will need to keep theirs in what promises to be quite a spicy encounter at Elland Road, where the points available could prove priceless. And now taking a leaf out of the Leeds manager’s book, The Fiver would like to invite you to read our own inspirational and traditional Quote of the Day.
QUOTE OF THE DAY
“Me, John O’Kane, and Raph Burke [all trainees] were upstairs and heard a voice and realized it was the gaffer. We were like: ‘Oh, crap.’ He was bawling, kicking everyone out. Then, he says: ‘Right, is there anyone upstairs?’ We all looked at each other and thought, ‘Oh, sh! T, please don’t come up.’ We couldn’t wait for him to go so we could get our @rses home ”- Lenny Taylor, the forgotten man of Manchester United’s Class of 92, about that Lee Sharpe house party, failing to make it as a pro and the importance of living life with a “smile on your face”.
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NEWS, BITS AND BOBS
Fight! Fight! Fight! In beef-we-didn’t-see-coming news, Forest Green Rovers are absolutely apoplectic after Rob Edwards left the club to succeed Mr Roy at Watford. “This kind of behavior gives football a bad name,” fumed a statement from newly-promoted Rovers.
Gabriel Jesus might consider hotfooting it to Arsenal from Manchester City, according to his Mr 15%.
Frank Lampard’s Everton manager Frank Lampard says keeping FLE, who have been in the top flight for 67 years, in the Premier League this season would be bigger than winning the title as a player.
Mikel Arteta reckons the prospect of making it to the Arsenal Round next year is all the motivation his players need before Thursday’s north London derby. “If we win we will play in the [Big Cup], ”I yelped. “You don’t need to tell them anything more than that.”
Tommy T accepts that he did cancel his Chelsea squad’s day off on Sunday to hold clear-the-air talks. “Maybe some felt it was a punishment,” he growled. “It wasn’t.”
But there will be no more day-off cancellations for Antonio Rüdiger – he’s agreed to a four-year deal at Real Madrid.
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