And now to Madrid, where it’s going to end 11-10 after extra-time | Soccer


You come at their Egyptian King, you best not miss. That’s a maxim that might be wiring back and forth through Gerónimo Rulli’s stunned noggin after he got up in Mohamed Salah’s grille last night, accusing the weak link in Liverpool’s attack of clanking him upside his head, even though it was his own teammate’s fault. Having given it the big one, it was probably then incumbent on the Villarreal keeper to make a couple of similarly sized saves to help his team to the Paris final of the Coupe de Grande in three weeks’ time. But he didn’t, letting efforts by Fabinho and Luis Díaz go straight through the holes in his cartoon-hunk-of-cheese-influenced body, then with Sadio Mané in close attendance, deciding to nip off for the paper. Let’s hope he didn’t pick up a copy of L’Equipe, he’ll not like those player ratings one bit.

That was supposed to be the uneventful tie, too. Should tonight’s reprise between Real Madrid and Manchester City take a similar leap forward in terms of drama and entertainment, it’s going to end 11-10 after extra time, and that’s before we get to penalties. The Fiver ventures to suggest that City are the superior side, but they should have been four up after 20 minutes of the first leg, and now look. So who knows? Real will surely feel less nervous at the Bernabéu. The home crowd will have their back; they got away with one last week; and the domestic title is already safely tucked away in their back pocket – a prize that saw Carlo Ancelotti become the first manager to complete the sextuplet of league titles in Spain, Italy, Germany, France and England plus not making a show of himself at Everton , the latter perhaps the most astonishing achievement of all.

Ancelotti is also hoping to become the first manager to win the Big Cup four times, surpassing the achievements of Bob Paisley and Zinedine Zidane. His opposite number tonight would simply like to join the triumvirate on three wins, a total he’d surely already have breezed past were it not for his tendency to overthink things. “We have to be better but at the same time we could play much worse and win and nobody can deny my assessment is right,” Pep Guardiola riddles me. “There are moments when you train really badly before the game and then put in an exceptional performance, or you train really well and the guys do badly. I don’t know what’s going to happen. The selection will be to try to win the game. ” Those last 10 words hang heavy. Oh dear. It’s possible to understand his point exactly, and yet also worry the poor chap is unnecessarily tying himself up in knots once again. Like we say, The Fiver is fairly convinced City are the better team. But we’ll need the teamsheets to land before we can be absolutely sure.


Join Scott Murray for minute-by-minute updates of Real Madrid 11-10 2-2 Manchester City (5-6 agg) at 8pm BST, while Barry Glendenning will be covering Arsenal 2-1 Spurs in the WSL at 7.15pm.


“I said to my family after the last time I got promoted… that I’m going to enjoy the moment a bit more” – yo-yo manager Scott Parker is going to let his hair down over the next few days after taking Bournemouth back into the big time, baby.

Scott Parker enjoying the moment in a fun-sized Vitality Stadium kitchen. Photograph: Robin Jones / AFC Bournemouth / Getty Images


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A group of West Ham fans were attacked in Frankfurt and one was taken to hospital with slight injuries on Wednesday before Thursday’s Europa League semi-final second leg against Eintracht.

Nottingham Forest defender Steve Cook thanked paramedics for saving his father’s life before the Championship match against his former club Bournemouth. “Unfortunately my dad suffered a cardiac arrest just before the game and they managed to bring him back to life,” Cook tweeted. “I’ll always be grateful for their actions.”

Turns out Roman Abramovich wants his Chelsea money back after all. Todd Boehly’s consortium have first dibs but that change in terms may yet open the door for Sir Jim Ratcliffe’s cash bid. Despite Ratcliffe’s bid being “rejected out of hand” his people “will keep reminding people we are still here”.

Rangers’ desire to see off RB Leipzig has been intensified by the sudden death of their much-loved kit man, Jimmy Bell. “We will do everything to reach the final,” said manager Giovanni van Bronckhorst. “It will be emotional but we will be ready when the whistle goes.”

Manchester United need two new strikers if Erik ten Hag is to last longer than 10 months, says Ralf Rangnick. “If you look at Liverpool and Manchester City, they have five or six top-class strikers in their squad,” said Ralfie Two Jobs.

And Mr Roy has confirmed he will leave Watford at the end of the season and return to retirement. “I’ve enjoyed my time doing the job. It’s a very demanding world, ”he said after picking up a CBE from Buckingham Palace.

Roy Hodgson shows off his medal, earlier.
Roy Hodgson shows off his medal, earlier. Photograph: Getty Images


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